12.12.2008

Just a thought.

Why is it that people you are serving are never decent enough to at least be observant when you ask a question? Just a thought. Also why do so many retailers employ morons & idiots? I work in retail and I am an intelligent person. I feel like a rocket scientist at work. I have never and probably will never worked in a professional environment. I am however willing to bet that there isn't a tard floating around your office trying to figure out how to use the time clock after 4 months on the job, let alone read his/her e-mail. We employ them to meet diversification standards. Well also to laugh a little. There is nothing in life like hearing about a bagger that probably can't even cook eggs for her husband who is also a tard receiving a birthday present from her cousin that consist of...2x leopard print thongs with a 40d leopard print bra. Really think about it for a minute. This girl is a good 325 lbs.(Three Hundred Twenty Five Pounds) about 5'3" with that common crooked face for a true (mr) person. Her hubby...80's Stache, 120 lbs.(One Hundred Twenty Pounds) soaking wet with a face you have to see...if you want to puke in your mouth then swallow...you know, for fun. The best part about the situation is that you know as well as me that they get bored pretty easily, then his popcorn stands at attention while her juices start to flow & lube her hoo-hoo for his kernels to slip right in and do it almost till it pops like (mr) popcorn should. Then when he goes "I am gonna pop" she hops up to get the butter & salt to cover his member in 'cause she had to get fat somehow & that is my theory there. They both obviously love their lives. How can they not? You literally bag groceries for 20 hours a week and spend the rest of your time playing video games, eating, and enjoying "popcorn". Can you picture the scenario I just painted? Think about it...picture it...rub one out to it...cause if he could read he would too. Just thinking again.

Thanks for tuning in

Penned by PigpeN

Peace Out Trout

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