Just a thought.

Why is it that people you are serving are never decent enough to at least be observant when you ask a question? Just a thought. Also why do so many retailers employ morons & idiots? I work in retail and I am an intelligent person. I feel like a rocket scientist at work. I have never and probably will never worked in a professional environment. I am however willing to bet that there isn't a tard floating around your office trying to figure out how to use the time clock after 4 months on the job, let alone read his/her e-mail. We employ them to meet diversification standards. Well also to laugh a little. There is nothing in life like hearing about a bagger that probably can't even cook eggs for her husband who is also a tard receiving a birthday present from her cousin that consist of...2x leopard print thongs with a 40d leopard print bra. Really think about it for a minute. This girl is a good 325 lbs.(Three Hundred Twenty Five Pounds) about 5'3" with that common crooked face for a true (mr) person. Her hubby...80's Stache, 120 lbs.(One Hundred Twenty Pounds) soaking wet with a face you have to see...if you want to puke in your mouth then swallow...you know, for fun. The best part about the situation is that you know as well as me that they get bored pretty easily, then his popcorn stands at attention while her juices start to flow & lube her hoo-hoo for his kernels to slip right in and do it almost till it pops like (mr) popcorn should. Then when he goes "I am gonna pop" she hops up to get the butter & salt to cover his member in 'cause she had to get fat somehow & that is my theory there. They both obviously love their lives. How can they not? You literally bag groceries for 20 hours a week and spend the rest of your time playing video games, eating, and enjoying "popcorn". Can you picture the scenario I just painted? Think about it...picture it...rub one out to it...cause if he could read he would too. Just thinking again.

Thanks for tuning in

Penned by PigpeN

Peace Out Trout

We are all assholes...can you admit it to yourself?

Just a few thoughts to start out with.

I AM AN ASSHOLE!

-I love me some me.
-People are my entertainment.
-All you can do is survive until something great comes along then, all you can do is survive.
-I have been with an illness for 20 years now. No complaints. Really.
-It is time to start trying for real now. Please read on...





-I love me some me.
I have a son born 1-06. I own a house. I am in decent health considering. I have a job that is recession proof. I have reliable transportation. I am very decisive. I have learned to live with all my decisions. I judge people on first sight or introduction. I feel like talking about myself...all the time. I know everyone loves me...EVERYONE except for the guy that was my best friend when I dubbed a sex tape of him, his fiance, and his baby momma then, I proceeded to show anyone who would watch until someone slipped up and told him about the situation. Yeah he doesn't like me. Other than him I am good. Follow me to spiritual healing and laughter. I am a likable person. I am very laid back. I am full of myself...I hope you got that by now.



-People are my entertainment.
I love to know what is going on all around me all the time. I don't really care about any of the drama, I just want to know what the drama is. I am not fond of the morbidly obese unless I am talking to someone about their eating habits or appearance or thought processes or smells. If I can make people laugh I will, however it is almost always incorporates someones stupidity. If you can't laugh at yourself you don't qualify to laugh at someone else either. I laugh at myself all the time. If we have met I have laughed at you as well. If you know me you know this last fact. I have an uncanny ability to say ANYTHING with a straight face. Do you think it's wrong to take a suckers money? A sucker is a sucker right? I know I have been "swindled" before, I am good with that because I have been on the receiving end more than I have been on the shaft. Are you thinking yet?


I work at a place that sells "Pasta Fiesta Salad" That is funny.
Someone came in the other day and asked for pasta salad.
Me: We have Pasta Fiesta Salad, would you like to try some?
Moron: No that's OK, give me 2 lbs.(two pounds).
Me: Are you sure? They call it Pasta Fiesta for a reason...it's like a party of pasta in your mouth.
Moron: What did you just say?
Me: Are you sure? They call it Pasta Fiesta for a reason...it's like a party of pasta in your mouth.
Moron: I am sure. Just give me 2 lbs.(two pounds).
Me: OK sir, I just don't want you to miss out on the party. Have a nice day.



You have a nice day now.

Penned by Pigpen.

Peace out trout!